Without beating around the bush, let’s get straight to our sheep: I hate obsessive people . Fuck, how I hate obsessive people! If hell exists and if this is not Russia, in which we already live, then it probably has, no, it simply MUST HAVE a separate circle for obsessive people, somewhere between a giant cauldron for pedophile priests and a torture chamber for musicians who do not post the lyrics of their songs on the Internet. I’ll tell you even more: unobtrusiveness can officially be considered the eleventh biblical commandment - having dictated the previous ten to Moses, the Lord God decided not to mention it only because it would be fucking too intrusive. No other virtue will save you from the crushing lash of the red-skinned punisher in latex if during your life you were too obsessive in your good intentions. By the way, they say that it is with good intentions that the road to hell is paved. If this is actually the case, then by being obsessive you will pave your own fucking expressway to hell, rest assured.

In the whole world there is nothing more unbearable than a person who is not accustomed to respect other people's time and personal space. It is about these people that they usually say “sticking like a bath leaf,” but if a bath leaf could have feelings, then such a comparison would undoubtedly offend it: in order to get rid of a blade of grass on your ass, you just need to run your hand over your ass - from obsessive You can't get off a person that easily. It would be much more appropriate to compare it with a splinter in the same soft place, or even better - with chewing gum in the hair. Have you ever tried to get rid of gum in your hair? If yes, then you know from your own experience that this is almost impossible. It is much easier to cut off an entire strand of hair at the root, but when we mean by chewing gum a person who rings the bell every day, fits into any company or get-together without an invitation, imposes his friendship on you and does not accept refusal in any form, then you need to chop off the entire head immediately, somewhere in the neck area, or even better lower, up to the chest, just in case. The cut off is to be burned and scattered to the wind.

I had one such friend, there was a plug in every barrel. Wherever you go, his happy face is everywhere, no matter who you ask, no one called him and no one enjoyed his company. Moreover, simply kicking him out or sending him to hell almost always seems unthinkable: he is either a two-by-two-meter closet, or, on the contrary, he has a too delicate and vulnerable nature, for which - what a pity! — just the other day, my beloved second cousin on the wife’s side of my only cat’s half-brother passed away, and he should under no circumstances be upset. This is just fucked up! At best, such an individual sits in the corner all evening, with his mouth open, running his eyes around and not bringing any benefit to the dialogue, only eating up your food supplies; at worst, he non-stop tells stories that are either unfunny or simply disgusting and vulgar. Shutting him up without conflict is more difficult than pissing into the wind without splashing your own face, and if God forbid he also plays the guitar, and in your company - what a miracle, what a coincidence, wow, oh, I’ll sing for you now!- if a working tool is found, then that’s it, it’s lost. Such people usually don’t know how to play anyway, but they sing so that after them, even grass within a kilometer radius does not grow for several years. If you are planning to go out into nature with a large group of friends and tents, then this nit will certainly crawl out of the nearest bushes as soon as you set up camp, and you will be extremely lucky if you can say goodbye to the bastard at least the next day, when the time comes curl up. IN in some cases, the scum can be so shameless that you will also have to go back to the city with it, and when you finally get home, wearily throw your things on the floor and collapse into a chair at the computer, then a fresh application will be hanging on VKontakte for several hours already Friends.

All this is familiar to you, huh? Do you have such friends? If not, then please accept my sincere congratulations: with a probability of 146% you yourself - main character of this material. In order to preserve the purity of the nation's gene pool, we strongly recommend that you stick your testicles in a hot toaster or perform autocastration by any other available method. Suicide, by the way, is also a solution in this case.

However, the problem of obsession is not limited to just friends of friends, acquaintances, acquaintances or casual companions; there is enough of this crap at all levels. For example, most often characters with similar inclinations get jobs in second-hand stores, as if nature itself forcibly drives them into dark, damp basements, away from normal people. But for us, for those who do not have enough money in life for new fashionable clothes, and who simply like to look for cool vintage rarities without being limited in funds, second-hand stores are not a sufficient barrier for isolating obsessive women (and most often these are namely aunts) from society, we are forced to come here too often. Lock them even deeper, in the sewer, for example. Because WHAT THE FUCK IS IT YOUR BUSINESS I AM LOOKING FOR??? Do I look like a degenerate? Do you think I’m not smart enough to figure out for myself where in your moldy four-by-four-meter bedbug heap men’s things hang and where women’s things hang? In the end, if I need your help or advice, I CAN ASK MYSELF where you have everything and how! Don't, don't fucking come at me with your faggot blouses, with your killer jeans, you don't have a bit of taste, because if you had, then at one time someone would have taken you as a wife, and now you wouldn’t be stuck in this dirty basement, smelling of urine, in the company of rats and cockroaches!

It feels like once upon a time I offended all these unfortunate businessmen or did something bad to them, because every time, every single time I go into their shitholes, they offer me some completely wild T-shirt with rhinestones or acid print, always accompanied by a standard comment: “But this one doesn’t interest you? It’s very fashionable among young people now, and the size is just yours, try it on, it should suit you.”. WHAT DID I DO TO YOU, DOG? I’m standing in front of you in torn denim shorts, covered in some kind of criminal uniform, and on my T-shirt I have a huge print on my entire back with bulldogs gnawing on someone’s hand! Do I really look like Sergei Zhukov or a fan of the group “Tender May”? If not, then stop being so proactive - you, second-hand store sellers, this is the worst thing you can think of for business, and in that very circle of hell for obsessive people you will have your own separate mini hell-within-hell, where you will have to to walk around in all those tear-out rags that you kindly offer us.

The five proposed Simoron rituals are based on popular expressions and sayings that we often use in our lives. They say that words can change our reality. And if you connect certain actions and self-confidence, you will get something!

Simoronsky ritual “Eye and eye”

The expression “eye and eye” means that someone needs to be constantly watched. This ritual is well suited for young mothers, since the child always needs an eye and an eye! If you need to leave for a couple of minutes, and there is no one to leave your baby with, the following ritual will help: cut out two eyes on paper and hang them in the child’s room. Now you will have the opportunity to leave for a while and not worry that the baby is left unattended. But don’t forget that safety comes first!

Simoronsky ritual for the desire “Stuck like a bath leaf...”

Usually the expression “stuck like a bath leaf to...” is used when a person cannot get rid of something or someone annoying, sticky, intrusive and unnecessary. So what stops us from sticking something good to ourselves? Write your desire on a piece of paper and stick it tightly to yourself, preferably to the fifth point. When you feel that you no longer feel the leaf sticking, it means that the ritual has already begun to take effect.

Ritual for wish fulfillment “It is written on the forehead”

The expression “written on the forehead” means that a person’s emotions, character or actions are visible in his appearance and gaze. This expression is usually used in a negative context, for example: “It’s written on his forehead that he’s a fraud.” But thanks to this phrase, you can become who you want. Write on your forehead the word that would mean your desired state or social status. For example: boss, businessman, wife, etc. Walk around the house like this for at least half a day and get used to your role. Everything will start to change in better side for you.

Simoron for money, love and happiness “Saucer with a blue border”

When we mention a silver platter, we mean the fact that someone in life gets everything easily and simply. Do you want everything brought to you on a silver platter? Then find such a saucer and put in it what you associate with your dream. If you want to get rich - put a coin, get married - a ring, etc. Then ask someone to bring you this saucer with a blue border.

Simoron technique “Under a lucky star”

If you feel like you've been unlucky lately, it's time to take some serious simoron measures. Imagine being born under a lucky star! Cut out a beautiful star from foil and hang it on the ceiling above your bed or on the wall. Wake up and go to sleep with your lucky star!

The data will help you lift your spirits, test yourself and fulfill your most cherished desire. Despite all the simplicity and absurdity of the actions, this technique works! We wish you good luck and don't forget to press the buttons and

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  • - persistent Wed. Well, really, I would take it! I beg you by God! - the wife repeated... - “That’s how the bath leaf stuck... well, where will I take it?” Gr. L.N. Tolstoy. The owner and the worker...

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  • - stick, stick Intrusively, annoyingly...

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  • - LIKE A BATH LEAF stuck. Razg. Disapproved Intrusive, annoying. - Well, really, I would take it. I beg you by God! - the wife repeated, wrapping the scarf on the other side. - That’s how the bath leaf stuck... Well, where can I get it...
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  • - Sticks like a leaf. Wed. Well, really, I would take it! I beg you by God! repeated the wife... “That’s how the bath leaf stuck... well, where can I take it?” Gr. L. N. Tolstoy. Owner and worker...

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  • - Razg. Contempt. To persistently, intrusively pester, bother someone. - Yes, perish! - Daria swore kindly, straightening her back and straightening up. - You stick like a bath leaf...

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"stuck like a leaf" in books

Bath day

From the book The Truth of a Frontline Scout [It fell to live!] author Alekseeva-Beskina Tatyana

Bath day The authorities were nervous: some were already near Berlin, but here they were stuck, stuck in the Baltic states, so they could miss out on their fortune. Nothing has changed in the division over these few days, except that day after day the sound of “Language!” was becoming more and more harsh. "Language!" "Language!" Shakhmatov

Bath floor

From the book Bathhouse, sauna [We build with our own hands] author Nikitko Ivan

Bath floor Sometimes it is surprising how dirty the water remains after we take a bath, even though we do it regularly. A strange gray-white coating remains on the walls, which you don’t even want to think about, that half an hour ago it was on our skin. Something like this settles and

Bathhouse idiocy

From the book Encyclopedia of Russian Life. My chronicle: 1999-2007 author Moskvina Tatyana Vladimirovna

Bathroom idiocy In Orthodox speeches that America is our enemy, the Taliban bell can be heard Kabul has been liberated - and the whole nightmare of Afghan life in the era of the Taliban has appeared to a surprised world. Of course, it’s not so easy to surprise us Russians, but the Taliban managed to do it. We

BATH DAY

From the book Traveling with House Plants author Verzilin Nikolay Mikhailovich

BATH DAY Plants also need hygiene. When plant leaves are covered with a layer of dust and even cobwebs, they cannot grow well. Plants need to be washed. To do this, heat the water, prepare green (liquid) or plain soap, a sponge or soft cloth, a soft brush

From the author's book

4.7. Having pasted one sheet, the forger prepared a place for the second, which was soon “luckily found” Chronological sheet of the Radzivilov Chronicle A curious note was glued to one of the tattered corners of the “Norman” sheet of the Radzivilov Chronicle. It is written

4.7. Having pasted one sheet, the forger prepared a place for the second, which was soon “luckily found” Chronological sheet of the Radzivilov list

From the book Book 1. New chronology Rus [Russian Chronicles. "Mongol-Tatar" conquest. Battle of Kulikovo. Ivan the Terrible. Razin. Pugachev. The defeat of Tobolsk and author Nosovsky Gleb Vladimirovich

4.7. Having pasted one sheet, the forger prepared a place for the second, which was soon “luckily found” Chronological sheet of the Radzivilov Chronicle A curious note was glued to one of the tattered corners of the “Norman” sheet of the Radzivilov Chronicle. It is written like

Bath Bridge

From the book Bridges of St. Petersburg author Antonov Boris Ivanovich

Banny Bridge The bridge is located opposite Dekabristov Street. The length of the bridge is 35 m, width - 15 m. The bridge received its name from the bathhouse building located on Matisov Island. Since 1821, there was a wooden bridge. The modern bridge is single-span, cantilever, made of pre-fabricated

Bath bread

From the book Encyclopedia of Slavic culture, writing and mythology author Kononenko Alexey Anatolievich

Bath bread The original bread in a wedding ceremony, which is baked by the mother of the bride (known in Russia). The bread is sprinkled with salt, the mother blesses the newlyweds with it for the crown. Then the bread, along with fried chicken, other food and two cutlery, is sewn into the tablecloth and given to

Bath dictionary

From the book Construction of baths and saunas author Shukhman Yuri Ilyich

Bath Dictionary The storage capacity of a stove is the ability of a stove to absorb and accumulate heat during combustion and release it afterwards into the surrounding space. Beam - a solid or composite rod used to cover rooms. Baluster - figured columns,

Tongue stuck to larynx

From the book Encyclopedic Dictionary catch words and expressions author Serov Vadim Vasilievich

Tongue stuck to larynx From the Bible. It is found in many places in the Old Testament, for example, in the Psalter (Ps. 22, v. 16). Sometimes quoted in Church Slavonic: My tongue clings to my larynx. Allegorically: to lose the power of speech, to become numb from some strong

Bath massage

From the book Cleansing the Body. The most effective methods author Malakhov Gennady Petrovich

Bath massage After any warm, and especially bath procedures, the body becomes soft and pliable. In this regard, it is good to knead it with various massage movements. Using massages, you further increase the usefulness of the procedure, work on deep-lying tissues,

Bath King

From the book Generous Heat. Essays on the Russian bathhouse and its close and distant relatives (4th edition) author Galitsky Alexey Vasilievich

Bathhouse King Boris Bedny faithfully described the ritual of our bathhouse in the story “The Owner.” The old turner Semyon Grigorievich is going to the bathhouse. My wife is skeptical about this. “And you want to go to the bathhouse every weekend?” - Ekaterina Zakharovna protested. - Eat,

OLD BOOT: “BATH LEAF” OF THE PAST

From the book Throwing Out Old Shoes! [Giving life a new direction] by Betts Robert

OLD SHOES: “BATH LEAF” OF THE PAST Many people perceive their past as a heavy burden without realizing it. They regret and grieve, they complain or rage, they feel sorry for themselves and hate what they have experienced. It doesn't matter how difficult your childhood was,

4. And all the heavenly host will decay; and the heavens will be rolled up like a book scroll; and all their army shall fall as a leaf falls from the vine, and as a withered leaf from the fig tree.

From the book Explanatory Bible. Volume 5 author Lopukhin Alexander

4. And all the heavenly host will decay; and the heavens will be rolled up like a book scroll; and all their army shall fall as a leaf falls from the vine, and as a withered leaf from the fig tree. The heavenly host of the yoke of the star will decay as paper or matter smolderes from the heat of fire. The heavens will curl up. Sky

Bath leaf

From the book Kama Sutra in French. Women only by Gato Michel

Bath leaf It is easy to recognize. He always goes through a period between one unsuccessful love and another. He cannot live alone, but he never manages to get along with anyone. He has more of a “feminine” sensitivity. He is great as a confidant. He is easy to seduce.

What is "LIKE A BATH LEAF"? How to spell given word. Concept and interpretation.

LIKE A BATH LEAF stick, stick Intrusively, annoyingly. This means that a person or group of persons (X) constantly and annoyingly makes requests, demands, nagging, mockery of another person, another group of people (Y), and also relentlessly pursues them and continuously tries to capture their attention. Mainly about men. Spoken with disapproval. unformed ? X stuck to Y like a bath leaf. unism. Usually with verbs owls. V. In the role of obst. The order of the component words is not fixed. - Well, Mitka stuck like a leaf. “Let’s go,” he says, “to the barracks, let’s go in and see how I’m living.” Well, I'm kidding you, I think we'll go in. A. Chakovsky, A Year of Life. - And there was one guy pestering me. Everyone called him Beaten. It stuck like a leaf - come on, he says, here’s the money, otherwise I’ll shoot you right here. He threatened with a pistol. A. Tamantsev, The Law of Meanness. I got involved in a private viewing of the final copy, saw you, was stunned and stuck like a bath leaf - introduce me and introduce you. So I’ll introduce you. D. Veresov, Flight of the Raven. At noon, the company orderly Karasev stops us: - Get up! Sleep through lunch! His voice is loud, loud. “Like a bath leaf has stuck,” Lykov mutters displeasedly. N. Pustyntsev, Through the Lead Blizzard. - Sweat, tell me, my dear, how you respected her! - What stuck like a bath leaf to one place? M. Alekseev, Cherry Whirlpool. Vlad took a breath. “Some kind of maniacs. They stuck like a bath leaf. And for good reason. They only surround criminals so tightly for whose heads a large reward is promised, or especially dangerous witnesses... But witnesses of what?” D. Cherkasov, Night over Serbia. Klava didn’t have to pay attention to him from the very beginning, but he stuck like a bath leaf. V. Chivilikhin, About Klava Ivanova. - What are you, Saint? - asked Vitaly, the youngest of the programmers. - Your eyes have brightened with anger! - Come on, what are you talking about? - Svyatoslav answered nervously, sitting down. - She got me. It stuck like a bath leaf. D. Kazakov, Become a man. The foreman again went to the commandant. - Comrade Colonel, this American stuck like a bath leaf, he says he has an important, urgent matter. - I have no time to bother with him! - answered the commandant. (Speech) cultural commentary: phraseology. goes back to the most ancient mythological form of awareness of the world - animistic, i.e. personifying the inanimate: the creation of an image is based on the analogy “plant - man”. The image is based on phraseols. also lie the most ancient archetypal oppositions “friend - foe”, “man - woman”. Phraseol component. bathhouse (from banya “a room where one washes and steams”) correlates with the architectural and house-building code of the culture, and the leaf component - with the plant one. Image of phraseology. is created by a construction of comparison based on the comparison of a leaf, which, coming off a bath broom, sticks tightly to a wet body, and an annoying, intrusive person. In the form of phraseologists. ideas about the traditions of the Russian bathhouse, rooted in ancient times, have reached us. Bathhouse in Rus' had special meaning. The Byzantine historian Procopius of Caesarea (VI century) wrote that the bathhouse accompanied the ancient Slavs all their lives: here they were washed on their birthday, before the wedding and after death; Russian warriors, known for their bravery, always went to the bathhouse before a decisive battle. The cleansing ritual was available to everyone, young and old, regardless of class and other differences. A Russian bath is, first of all, a steam bath, an integral attribute and symbol of which is a birch or oak broom. By folk proverb, the broom in the bathhouse is master of everyone. In the chronicles of the X-XIII centuries. about the Russian bath it was also mentioned that in Ancient Rus' The defeated tribes even paid tribute with birch brooms. One of the important stages of the bath ritual is whipping, beating the body with steamed brooms, after which leaves remain on it, which stick so tightly to the body that it is difficult and not immediately possible to get rid of them. Hence in the image of phraseols. the idea of ​​importunity and intrusiveness is formed. Image of phraseology. reflects a stereotypical idea of ​​a violation of behavioral etiquette: too persistent and unrelenting treatment, pestering someone. causes irritation and reluctance to deal and communicate with someone who pesters, and is also condemned and perceived as arrogant, impudent behavior. Image of phraseology. is also associated with the idea of ​​the intrusive behavior of a man, trying to achieve the favor of a woman he likes, bothering her with his incessant attention, as a result of which he becomes unpleasant, disgusting and unbearable for her. phraseol. in general, acts as a standard for an overly intrusive, annoying manner of behavior.